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creak:

following back tons!

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

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psyducked:

now we’re talking

shiny-slowpoke:

i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about

image

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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

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crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

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flirtay:

interesting porn facts you probably didn’t know :O