I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
are you a man with lots of money?
do you want to financially support a girl who is kinda cute?
do you like not receiving sexual favors?
do you like having little contact except for me telling you what i want and snide comments and snarky replies?
then youre in luck
provide for me today
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong