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After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]
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serioously:

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stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

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the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

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congalineofdurin:

aquasplendens THIS IS LITERALLY HOW YOU FLIRT THIS IS HOW I HAVE TO SET YOU UP WITH GUYS THIS IS LITERALLY YOU

rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

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yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

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horror-is-not-dead:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

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