"Nothing can wear you out like caring about people."S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via thenocturnals)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

nitrogen:

(18+)

I can’t wait to turn 18 to see what this picture actually is I hope it’s a tittie
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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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scotchfitzgerald:

are you a man with lots of money?

do you want to financially support a girl who is kinda cute?

do you like not receiving sexual favors?

do you like having little contact except for me telling you what i want and snide comments and snarky replies?

then youre in luck

provide for me today

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES
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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE