drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

218,275 notes - 6 minutes ago

"I like her,
She looks evil,
And i want to make her scream my name."
(via sinolia)

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

74,627 notes - 10 minutes ago

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

112,307 notes - 10 minutes ago

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foodchewer:

drunktrophywife:

reallylameblog:

crayolaeyebrows:

What does tfw mean

Titty Fuck Wario

Trained fighting walruses

ten foot wang

2,202 notes - 1 hour ago